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Mycah’s Parents Didn’t Get a Vote

Max Brooks

No one likes to imagine they’re a nobody. That wouldn’t be much of a fantasy. When we watch a show like Game of Thrones, we imagine we’re Jon Snow or Daenerys Targaryen or that cool guy with the eyepatch and the flaming sword. We don’t imagine we’re the dude who gets squashed by the falling bell when Cersei blows up the Sept of Baelor. Nobody fantasizes about being Random Shmuck #17 who gets stabbed by the Sons of the Harpy when they run riot through the fighting pit of Meereen. And I’d be hard pressed to find anyone who shows up to Comicon dressed like Mycah the butcher’s son.

And why would anyone want to be? Mycah was a powerless peasant murdered for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. But imagine if we were that powerless peasant. Or his parents. Who would speak up for us? A lawyer? A reporter? An elected representative? Westeros doesn’t have any of the institutions that protect the weak from the strong, the same institutions that too many of us take for granted.

Out here in the real world, we complain about the compromises, inefficiency, and slow-grinding gears of democracy. Recently, some have gone even further, calling for the “deconstruction of the administrative state.” And while democracy’s enemies continue to strengthen and multiply, too many of its defenders can’t even be bothered to vote. Because that’s what voting feels like to many of us—a bother, a hassle, a pointless, boring chore.

And why shouldn’t it? How many of us have experienced the horrors of totalitarian regimes? Russian assassinations, Venezuelan starvation, Chinese execution-backed censorship. Those real-life events get less attention from us than a TV show like Game of Thrones. And that is exactly why Game of Thrones is so important for our time; it is a “stark” reminder of why democracy matters.

If we don’t like being governed by a deep state, imagine being ruled by a man who literally is the state. “King takes what he wants,” Ned Stark laments to his wife in season 1, episode 1. And lamenting is all he can do, because any infantile, psychotic impulse is law. From wars to taxes to murdering babies. Like a “wheel,” to quote Daenerys, “crushing those on the ground.”

And who’s going to save us from that wheel? According to the story, the answer doesn’t lie in a better system but a better person. The notion of a good king, someone with the supposed right—and by “right,” we mean the freak accident of birth—is the only way that more Mycahs don’t end up dead on their parents’ doorsteps.

At the point of this writing—on the cusp of season 8, the final season—we’re supposed to be rooting for Westeros’s benevolent power couple, Jon Snow and Daenerys. Both are good people—honest and kind, with a genuine moral compass that, we hope, will point the way to a future of peace and prosperity for all.

But what if it doesn’t? What if, as Missandei warns, “it only takes one arrow” to destroy the hopes and dreams of millions? And what if there’s a second archer on a grassy knoll that gets Jon as well as Daenerys? Who takes over? And why? Will it be civil war all over again? Isn’t that why Westeros fell into chaos in the first place, because King Robert got himself killed in a hunting accident? That’s exactly why our codified, legalized, Oswald-Booth-proof line of succession exists today. To ensure that our lives aren’t held hostage to chance, that random tragedy doesn’t descend into anarchy.

But let’s say Daenerys and Jon live to a ripe old age, which in a world of magic and dragon’s blood could be centuries long. Who’s to say that they’ll always remain the benevolent rulers we’re getting to know and love. Not every tyrant starts out tyrannical. A lot of them had nothing but the best intentions. If you don’t believe that old-timey saying that “power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely,” just ask the ghosts of Fidel Castro and Muammar Kaddafi.

And if that happens, if those Dear Leaders eventually decline into paranoid, vindictive mass murderers? What checks and balances does Westeros have in place to stop them? The army? That’s what stopped Daenerys’s father, the “Mad King.” The only difference now is that Daenerys still has her two dragons, and that is a very powerful metaphor for our world. Despots throughout time have feared coups as surely as popular uprisings. That’s why they’ve kept their own dragons called the Praetorian Guard, the Savak, and the SS.

But let’s say there’s no need for a king slayer. Let’s say John and Daenerys, “Johnerys,” rule with the same fair, wise hand as Caesar Augustus. Then what? Would they have another baby-killing prince like Joffrey? That’s the inbred danger of passing down power through blood. But if the storyline about Daenerys’s barren womb is true and they have to choose an heir, does that make the people of Westeros any safer?

Maybe Tyrion Lannister would rule for a time, marry a nice prostitute, sire a decent heir and maybe even grand heir, but as long as power remains absolute, it leaves the throne open for a future maniac. Our founding fathers understood this from our own history. They knew that any system that allowed Augustus would eventually spawn Caligula.

This is why George Washington, in the footsteps of Cincinnatus, refused an American throne. In 2018 Game of Thrones is a fantasy. In 1776 it was everyday life. The framers of our Constitution saw what happens when a handful of drunken, incestuous, and, in the case of King George III, mentally ill mob dons have direct control over millions of subjects. The whole reason our founders established an administrative state was to protect us from a man like Louis XIV, who declared, “I am the state.”

That is why we are citizens, not subjects. That is why our Constitution is our king. And unlike Aerys, Balon, Brynden, Robert, Randyll, Ramsay, Rickon, Viserys, Drogo, Hoster, Lysa, Joffrey, Mance, Olenna, Doran, Stannis, Robb, Roose, Tommen, and Walder, our ruler is immortal. Cersei had a point in tearing up the last “piece of paper” from her husband. The words spoke for a person whose power died with him. The words “We the people” speak to the power in all of us.

By choosing to live behind a wall of shared ideals, we ensure that no butcher’s son can be butchered. Our administrative state protects every child, and while “constitutional democracy” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue quite like “game of thrones,” I like the sound of the former much more than the latter. And so should you.