29. A SALTY SACRIFICE

Exceptionally low tides on the Norfolk coast

revealed a sunken cathedral.

It made world-wide news!

I – an Anglican bishop – was the first

to enter this ancient pre-Saxon structure.

Pumps were still pumping.

Everything dripped.

Festooned seaweed produced a dim religious light.

But – Horror! – a Mermaid hung

nailed to the Cross!