50. DIVING BELLE

‘Now I am old,’ he told this young lady, ‘I care less what others think.’

 

She thought about it: ‘Mmmm, an example?’

 

‘I was a diver.’

 

‘Well?’

 

‘Then, I went down into seas. Now, I’d like to go down on you.’

 

‘The indirect approach!’ she laughed, spreading her pretty legs.