caught iris weaver

with twenty bottles of bootleg whiskey in her car.

but the man she was with

said it was his hooch and iris didn’t know what all she was carrying.

now i know it was iris running that booze,

but the gentleman’s going to jail for her,

serving the sentence she ought to serve.

if you ask me,

a girl goes and bobs her hair and her head starts

filling with nothing but monkey business.