Aap Beeti vs. Jag Beeti

The story goes more or less like this: A nobleman is out hunting

with his hawk. The hawk gets him a crane, which he throws

into a bag to bring back to his villa to have cooked for his

dinner. The nobleman’s cook has a friend who, unable to

resist the smell of the cooking bird, begs the cook

to give him one of the crane’s legs to eat. When the

nobleman sees the cooked crane with the missing

leg on his plate, he asks the cook about it. The

cook insists that the crane only had one leg

to begin with. The cook tries to prove

his point by taking the nobleman

back to the river where the crane

was hunted. They come upon a

number of cranes in the water,

standing on one leg, asleep.

The cook says, See! They

all have only one leg!

The nobleman yells,

Shoo! and the

cranes put

down

their second legs and fly away. The nobleman scolds the cook, but the cook then asks the nobleman: Why did you not yell ‘Shoo!’ at the dinner table earlier today? How do you know for sure that the cooked crane would not also reveal its second leg to you then? You see? You have wasted my time, sir. The nobleman accepts the cook’s wit in exchange for his forgiveness.


I have never heard of Giovanni Boccaccio, the man who wrote this story, entitled “A Witty Answer,” which I read in my Radiant Reading book in Dehradun when I was sixteen. It is full of words I did not know: trussed, refusal, obliged, wrath, impudence. The truth is, three of five of these words I still do not know. The story is one of one hundred tales from a book called The Decameron, set in Florence around 1350. It was the time of the Black Death, my daughter tells me. I have a vague idea of where Italy is now, because my daughter took me there when I was already an old woman. It was Venice and she made me taste red wine for the second time in my life and listen to a classical concert of Mozart in a very old church. I listened but I did not like it. I tried to hide that fact from my daughter but she saw me asleep. I said it was from the wine. But she knew I had only had three sips. I still do not know what the Black Death is but it sounds worse than Partition.

Excuse me. Do you want to hear Aap beeti or Jag beeti? My version, or the version written by others?