Carla appears at my door at nine thirty on Friday night with an expression of extreme determination fixed on her face. She pauses for a moment to raise her eyebrow at the sight of me in a bubblegum-pink velour tracksuit, then stalks into the room, snapping gum.
“Get dressed. We’re heading out.” Looking over at the episode of America’s Next Top Model that I have playing, she passes me a small envelope. “And then you can tell me how they brainwashed you, but, first, clothing.”
I peer into the envelope and pull out a ticket. “Jared Jameson!” I squeal. “He’s amazing!”
Carla rolls her eyes. “Yeah, whatever. The opening act is already on, so move it.”
I quickly go to my closet and pull down a pair of jeans, my initial excitement—as always—overtaken by rational analysis.
“Your first choice canceled on you, didn’t they?” I ask, shimmying into an outfit. “I mean, I haven’t seen you in ages and then…”
Carla sits down on the edge of my bed and shrugs. “Sure, he bailed. So lucky for you, you’re the only one I know tame enough to be into this frat-surf-acoustic-rock stuff. And I was right.”
“Fair enough,” I decide, adjusting my selection from my newly revamped wardrobe. It may cover most of my torso, but the fabric is, well, a little sheer. “How have you been, anyway—did the parliamentary paper turn out all right?”
“It was awesome.” Carla grins. “I got the highest score in class, whipped that stuck-up Lindsay Mayhew’s gold-plated ass.”
“Congratulations.” My makeup is still in place from earlier, so all it takes is for me to locate a jacket and bag, and I’m set to go.
“You won’t need this.” Carla takes the jacket from me, throwing it back on the bed. “It’s, like, seventy degrees out.”
“Old habits.” I smile wistfully, thinking of the crisp February air back in Oxford and the way the tips of my ears would always turn red.
“So, what’s with all of this?” Carla asks as I lock up behind me. “When I saw you last week, you were—” She’s interrupted by Morgan emerging from the stairs, laden down with shopping bags and her oversize slouch bag.
“You’re going out?” Morgan’s eyes light up at the sight of me. “How long will you be?”
“A few hours, perhaps.” I can see her running through her list of potential “workout” partners even as we speak. “The place is all yours.”
“Cool.” She grins. “Oh, hey, you up for some spa time tomorrow? My mom sent a gift card, and I could totally use the de-stress time.”
“Of course, that sounds like fun,” I agree. “I’ve got a lecture scheduled for noon…” I pause, the next words emerging from my lips with no small effort. “But I could always skip it.” Breathe, Emily. “This is Carla, by the way.”
“Hey!” Morgan exclaims sunnily, the thought of imminent privacy filling her with joy. “Cool, well, we’ll totes spa.” She starts walking again toward our room before turning back with another important thought. “Em, like, call me when you’re on your way back, OK?”
“OK,” I agree with a smile. At least she’s being vaguely considerate, rather than just inviting him over the moment I step out to get dinner.
“Hmmm.” Carla watches me as we step into the lift. “Spa time, salon, fancy sweats…I’m guessing there’s a good reason for all this?”
“There is.” I feel a faint sense of elation, just happy to be leaving my work behind and going out. Small victories, I know, but they matter. I haven’t had a headache in a week.
“Figured. You would have to offer me a ton of money to get me playing nicely with that roommate of yours.”
“She’s not so bad,” I find myself protesting as Carla leads me across the parking lot to a battered red car. “She’s just…different.”
“That’s what they say about serial killers.” Carla heaves the driver’s door open and reaches across to open my side, sweeping stacks of CDs and junk-food wrappers off the seat.
“Right.” I laugh, climbing in. “One of these days, she’ll snap and stab me with a nail file.”
There’s a queue snaking down the street when we arrive, but Carla just flashes a grin at the doorman and strides straight past them all.
“Have fun, C.” He winks at her as we pass through the main doors. I realize that he hasn’t even checked our IDs.
“You know everyone,” I observe with a little awe. “The boy at the coffee cart, the security at the dorm…”
Carla shrugs. “I’ve done enough shitty jobs in my time to appreciate them: waitressing, retail, you name it. We’re invisible to the kids in this town.” She peels off her purple cardigan to reveal a short black shirtdress with a chunky belt. “C’mon, you can buy me a beer.”
The club is dark and full of students, the floor sticky underfoot, and the scent of beer and sweat in the air. Even though it’s sort of ridiculous to be sneaking into a club when I’m legally allowed to drink back at home, I still feel a thrill of rebellion for getting away with it. Score another point for the new, spontaneous Emily Lewis.
Carla charges through the crowd toward the bar, so I don’t have time to take in the scene; I need only follow in the wake created by her thick boots and lethal elbows.
“Sorry, sorry,” I mutter, trying to keep up. Emerging from the pack, I gasp for air and attempt to catch the barman’s attention, but he’s already heading straight toward Carla as if he’s her long-lost friend.
“Girl, where’ve you been?” he exclaims, skin reflecting blue under the stage lights.
“Around.” She grins nonchalantly and proceeds to catch up, while I turn back to the crowd for some vital observations.
Carla was right—whereas in England, Jared Jameson has a reputation as being sensitive acoustic music, over here he seems to be the preserve of frat boys in team jumpers and, of course, their denim-miniskirted girlfriends. Groups of guys are well on their way to being drunk, the room filled with noise despite the fact that a fragile folksinger is currently trying to hum her way through a set up onstage.
“Poor girl.” I sigh, watching her fumble a chord in front of the wholly unconcerned crowd.
“You kidding?” Carla passes me a bottle of beer. “She should be grateful it’s not a game night. They usually keep the TVs on right through the opening act.”
“Charming.” I sip my drink carefully.
“So c’mon.” Carla nudges me. “Spill. What’s up with the new look?”
I give a rueful grin. And there I was thinking I’d evaded questioning. “Call it an experiment.”
“In…?”
“In being a little less…” I search for the perfect word. That’s it. “Perfect. And organized and good.”
Carla takes a swig and leans back against the bar. “I can’t say I get the hair and makeup thing, but good luck to you.”
“Thank you.” I smile, relieved that she doesn’t think I’m completely mad to want to change. My thigh suddenly starts to vibrate, so I flick up the display on my phone. Daddy. I waver.
“Who is it?”
“My father.” I sigh. Lectures and career planning are the last things I want right now.
“So don’t take it.”
My thumb traces the “accept call” button. “I can’t just not pick up.”
Carla snorts. “You mean you’ve never blown off your parents?” She shakes her head in disbelief. “Forget everything I said: hair, makeup, do whatever it takes. You need to try something different.” In one swift movement, she takes my phone and hits the “reject” button. “There.” She hands it back. “Problem solved.”
I gulp, wondering what Dad will think. Would he be worried, or just assume I’d fallen asleep studying again?
“Stop that,” Carla warns me, as if she can hear my worrying. “This is a stress-free zone. ‘K?”
“’K,” I echo meekly, as the crowd begins to chant and cheer. The poor folksinger has departed, heralding Jared’s imminent arrival.
“Let’s get to the front,” Carla decides, grabbing my hand, “and see if we can’t find a cute boy to amuse you for a few hours.”
I decide not to disagree.
“The trick is not to expect anything.”
An hour later, Jared has finished playing his set, I’m breathless and sweaty, and Carla and I are fighting for sink space in the bathroom. Eager to round out my education beyond Morgan and Co.’s simple hookup philo sophy of dating, I ask her for advice.
“Expect nothing,” I say, endorphins from the show still lingering in my bloodstream.
“I mean, absolutely nada.” Carla reapplies a layer of bold pink lipstick. “’Cause if you have zero expectations, they won’t disappoint. Although usually they find a way to do that too,” she admits.
“What do you mean by expectations, exactly?” I push damp strands of hair off my forehead and wish, yet again, that my limp style had a little more volume.
“Like, everything,” Carla explains. “Don’t expect him to call, don’t expect that he likes you. Don’t expect anything besides the fact he wants to get in your pants.”
“But surely he would like me a little if he was flirting with me or kissing—”
“Jesus, you really are clueless.” Carla looks at me with sympathy. “They’re college guys—they want to get laid, that’s all. And sure, once in a million you’ll find a guy who maybe cares about getting to know you before he gets laid, but the end goal is still the same.”
“Oh.”
“It’s not all bad.” She sees my disappointment. “As long as you remember that, you can get what you want too.” She blots her lips one final time. “Like, I’m a total make-out slut, and sometimes I feel bad ‘cause that’s all I want from them. But then I remember they only want one thing too, so, you know, their problem.”
I watch my reflection and wonder if it’s really that simple. I assumed that Sam liked me because he spent time talking and flirting, but in the end sex was all that mattered. And as for Sebastian…I sigh.
“Depressing, right?” Carla shoots me a twisted smile in the mirror. “I’m hoping they grow out of it. It’s cool for now, but one of these days I’m going to want a guy for more than rolling around in the backseat of my car, and then I’ll be bitching nonstop.”
“But perhaps it’s better to be honest,” I muse before we go back out into the noise of the club. “Rather than having these big fantasies about love and relationships.”
“Right.” Carla quickly scans the room until she spots the cute blond boy she’d been flirting with all through the show. “You good on your own for twenty or so?”
“Go ahead.”
“Cool.” She walks toward him, slow and measured, until she’s close enough to lean up and whisper in his ear. Even in the dim light, I can see his eyes widen as she takes his hand and leads him toward the exit and, no doubt, the backseat of her car.
I should be more like Carla, I decide, going back to the bar for some water. And Morgan and Lexi too. No illusions, no big drama, just a simple, clear-cut understanding of the male-female dynamic. I was raised on fairy tales, with noble knights and virtuous princesses, but nothing could be further from the truth.
In short, I need to stop making such a big deal over it.
Without Carla to charm him, the barman ignores me, serving the men on both sides of me until I feel like climbing over the bar and getting the drink myself.
“…and whatever she’s having.”
“Huh?” I look up. A boy is staring at me expectantly. “Oh, just some water, thank you.”
“No problem.” He grins, dark hair cut neat and conservative. “Can’t have you keeling over with thirst.”
I grin. “Well, it’s very chivalrous of you.” He’s wearing a band T-shirt and jeans: preppy but not too preppy.
“It’s not a dying art.” He flashes me a smile, and I feel my stomach skip again and—
Wait, I check myself, Carla’s voice is in my head as if she’s some kind of guardian angel. He’s not being chivalrous; he just wants to get me into bed. But that doesn’t mean I can’t have some (normal, teenage) fun…
“What’s your name?” I ask, heart suddenly beating double quick as I contemplate what I might just do.
“Brent,” he says. “Sophomore, econ major, hometown in Oregon.”
“That’s quite a résumé.” I laugh at his strange introduction.
He grins again. “You’ve got to get the basics out of the way.”
“Well, in that case…” I pause. I was about to launch into my own list of vital information, but something stops me. I’m still anonymous to him: no name, no history. I sort of like it. “Just think of me as a woman of mystery,” I finally say, wondering if that sounds completely cheesy.
But Brent is still smiling. “Intrigue, I like it.”
“So”—I start to speak before I can overthink this—“do you want to go somewhere quieter?”
He looks surprised, and I would bet good money that surprise turns to shock when I don’t wait for an answer; I just take his hand and lead him down a back corridor. Don’t chicken out, I order myself. You need to do this.
“Where do you—”
“I have to go in a second,” I interrupt him with my heart racing faster than I’ve ever felt it. And then I kiss him. Just like that. I reach up, pull his face down to mine, and kiss him, with people streaming past us in a dirty grafittied corridor in a club five thousand miles away from home. His hands move to my waist, and he steps forward until I’m pressed between his body and the wall, my mouth glued to his. My blood is singing and I cling tighter, caught up in the sheer recklessness of the moment. I don’t do this. I’m not that kind of girl. But right now, I am—taking greedy handfuls of his shirt, levering my body closer, arching my hips so I can feel his gasp for breath against my tongue.
I break away, giddy. “Cheers,” I tell him with a triumphant grin.
And then I walk away.