THE UNTHINKING MARKETER’S CHECKLIST

Thinking About Kobe: Shortcutting and Stereotyping

What assumptions do your prospects likely make about your company, your product, your service, or you?

How can you take advantage of their positive assumptions?

What can you do to overcome their negative assumptions?

Big Versus Little

Is there a risk that you appear too big for some of your prospects, leading them to fear being treated as unimportant?

Similarly, can you reposition your larger competitors as being a risk for your prospects?

If you are a small company, are you leveraging the advantages of the underdog: an eagerness to serve and the tendency of underdogs to be more innovative?

Play

Do your website, promotions, and other marketing elements exploit the opportunities for offering viewers play—quizzes, contests, puzzles?

Do your products and services appropriately address our love of play?

Are you too serious?

The Power of Surprise

Do you have a $180,000 diamond in your marketing arsenal?

Are you surprising your customers and prospects?

Is your website surprising? Your storefront, office, and/or lobby?

Do your messages have an element of surprise that engages a reader?

The Power of Stories

Have you discovered your best stories?

Are your presentations story-based?

Are you telling your stories well?

Are your stories authentic and honest?

Do they resonate emotionally?

Do they develop dramatic tension, then surprise the reader with the outcome?

Our Obsession with Fairness

Are your customers convinced that your offerings and prices are fair?

Are they convinced that you and all your services are, too?

Our Preference for the Familiar

When you introduce something new, are you careful to make sure it is just familiar enough?

Are you making your brands and product names familiar to your most important prospects?

Freedom and Individualism

Have you “NikeiD-ed” your offering: Are your customers able to modify and customize your offering?

Our Need to Be a Part

Do you have your own Harley Owners Group: Have you considered ways of bringing customers into a community of users—of making them “a part”?

The Importance of Me

Do you address your prospects as individuals in all of your messages, or are your messages about your company and product instead?

Are you certain you are doing what you must to make sure your valued clients and customers feel truly important to you?

What tools and services can you create to make your most important and profitable customers feel special?

Are you hiring for your key customer-contact positions people who make others feel important? Are you particularly careful to hire good listeners?

The Importance of Just New Enough

Are your products and services just new enough, or are they like the Twinkies package, which had gotten too old?

Are you regularly updating your website?

Simplicity

Is what you are offering easy to understand, choose, order, and buy?

How can every step of the buying process be made faster?

Is your design simple and beautiful? (Buckminster Fuller once said he never thought about beauty as designing something, but that if his solution was not beautiful, he knew it was wrong.)

Does every element of the product or design matter?

Is it utterly clear how it works? (Note to makers of shower faucets: Could you agree on this somehow, so we don’t waste minutes a year in hotel showers trying to figure out how to make the water warmer or cooler?)

Clarity and Cognitive Fluency

Are your name, message, customer interface, website, system, process, and instructions cognitively fluent—remarkably easy to understand, pronounce, access, and use?

Is it not just understandable but incapable of being misunderstood?

The Influence of Shapes and Colors

Are you certain that the shapes and colors you use convey the right message and mood? (For guidance, we recommend Color Image Scale by Shigenobu Kobayashi as a useful color guide.)

What do your colors convey?

What do they fail to convey?

Appealing to Feeling

Does your message appeal strongly to the emotions, or is it merely rational?

Have you identified the emotional forces that drive people to your products and those that might drive them away?

Do you know the emotional forces that drive people to choose your competitors?

How can you address and counter them?

Optimism

Is your message presented optimistically?

Is it focused on achieving good outcomes rather than on avoiding bad ones?

Conquering Our Attention-Deficit Disorder

Are you communicating so vividly that even people talking on their cell phones will notice, or are you too easy to overlook when other stimuli reach your prospective purchasers?

Are you making sure you get not just attention but the sustained attention that makes you familiar to prospects so they are comfortable with choosing you?

Are you getting attention in an honest and authentic way?

The Dominant Force of Expectations

Do you create the expectation that your product or service will be exceptional?

Are you using all your marketing channels to create the impression of excellence?

And are you managing all your processes to ensure that you regularly meet, and sometimes exceed, those expectations?