Contents 
Author’s Note
SHAVING BYRON
PUPPY SURPRISE
THE THUD
TOOTHPICKS IN JELL-O
PUSH THE BUTTON
PINK COCKTAIL
DEMON BABIES
DIRECT DISPOSAL
UNNATURAL NATURAL
ALAS, POOR YORICK
EROS AND THANATOS
BUBBLATING
GHUSL
SOLO WITNESS
THE REDWOODS
DETH SKOOL
BODY VAN
THE ART OF DYING
PRODIGAL DAUGHTER
Acknowledgments
Notes on Sources