* Internet sites can be fleeting. This information was available online as of this writing. If it’s no longer there by the publication of this book, there are countless other sites with more information. If you Google, they will come.

* If you’re doing this as a gift for your husband and he wants to know why you want to measure his erect penis, go ahead and tell him it’s for a surprise. Odds are, in all the surprises he tries to think of, he’ll never come up with a glory hole. He’ll think you’re knitting him a dick sock before he thinks of a glory hole. If he’s not satisfied with “it’s a surprise” as an answer, distract him with your talents (which may vary, depending on what you’re good at; no point in wasting an erect penis).

** If your landlord says no, you can always build a freestanding wall that’s mounted on a wood platform that you can take out whenever you want to use it and tuck away discreetly (in a basement? in the closet?) when you’re done. I can’t help you with that, however, because I’m not that crafty. Ask someone at Home Depot. If they want to know what the wall is for… good luck with that!