Thanks a lot
I’ve often got
With thank you very much
I am touched
But it’s thanks anyway that gets my goat
It certainly does not have my vote
Must you make it as terribly clear
That my help was zero and not revered
Must you not so politely shout
That my aid didn’t actually count
Must you softly grumble
That at my job I crumbled
Must you of my failure make me aware
And be the cause of my minute despair
Tell me, is there really any need
To belittle my deed
And add the word anyway
To make my world just a little grey
A mere thank you will suffice
And will be really nice