I was listening to my radio on my iPod
Lying next to my master and lord
Gardening was being discussed
With green environmental lust
I listened and got carried away
In my imagination in my own way
I was planting seeds of chillies and tomatoes
And ended up having quite a row
The birds came and ate them all
And I hated my downfall
My word
Go away birds
I became quite sad
Not at all glad
Until I came out of my reverie and faced the fact
That I had had another day dreaming attack