Timons Esaias (www.timonsesaias.com) is a satirist, writer, and poet living in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. His works, ranging from literary to genre, have been published in twenty languages. He has been a finalist for the British Science Fiction Association Award, and won the Asimov’s Readers’ Award. His story “Norbert and the System” appeared in a textbook and in college curricula—in three different disciplines. He is particularly pleased to have appeared in the Journal of Humanistic Mathematics, and in Elysian Fields Quarterly: The Baseball Review. He teaches at Seton Hill University, in the Writing Popular Fiction MFA program. People who know him are not surprised to learn that he lived in a museum for eight years.