A year later, Weng and Mr. Yi bought an additional
eight Rolls-Royce Phantoms to use as school buses,
and Uncle Ping joined the faculty as professor of karaoke.
It was also agreed that continuing profits from Golden Helper II
would be funneled directly into the building
and staffing of schools for disabled children across the globe,
which is exactly the sort of thing blind Mr. Fun had in mind
as he folded pieces of newspaper in a special way
at the kitchen table one night,
his wife and son asleep in the next room,
rolling around in dreams
on the old spring bed.