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Connor Montgomery, Drew Montgomery
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London: Dad is up to his old tricks again. He’s basically guilted me into going to Connor’s event (no offense, Connor)
Connor: None taken. Good luck tonight.
London: Not cool. Who’s on the guest list?
Drew: This could have been done over email.
Connor: Give me a sec and I’ll share it with you.
Drew: Again, something that could have been shared via email
London: Thanks. Dad thinks it’s time for me to settle down and have babies.
Connor: Before you type it, that is not something you can do via email, Drew
Drew: -.-
London: You’re so cute when you try to emoji.
Connor: Don’t get him started on emojis.
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London: Got it. I’ll check it out this afternoon. AND OMG. Does you still think you invented them?
Drew: I don’t think. I know.
Connor: I said don’t get him started!
London: winces sorry
Drew: Do you need us to run interference for you?
London: The only way Dad won’t pay attention to me is if either one of y’all knocked up your respective wife.
Connor: ... well, now that you mention it...
Drew: Oh God...
Connor: We do a lot of practicing.
London: Not helping
Drew: Make. Him. Stop.
Connor: And practice makes perfect, so...
London: !!! I’m going to be an auntie again!!!!
Connor: Actually, we adopted another cat, but still, Faith says I’m perfect, so it’s a win-win.
Drew: Why do we indulge him?
London: Same reason we put up with your sparkling personality
Drew: I hate group chats
Connor: I’ll do my best to distract him for you
Drew: Count me in, too.
London: <3 <3 You two are the best brothers ever!!!