Half past seven was a ridiculously early hour to be considering retirement but candles were rationed. Besides, his eyes ached from reading the tiny print in the battered Bible that was the only book he was permitted to have in his cell. He was on the point of blowing out the candle and undressing for bed when the door opened and the priest popped in.
‘Mr Bloom.’ The priest offered his hand and, given the slightest encouragement, Bloom thought, might have offered him a cuddle too.
‘Mr Bloom, or may I address you as Leopold? It is Leopold, isn’t it?’
‘It is,’ Bloom said. ‘What can I do for you, Father?’
He expected a platitudinous answer but the priest surprised him. Still gripping Bloom’s hand, he said, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have a smoke on you, by any chance?’
In fact, Bloom had seven Player’s Weights in a packet tucked into his vest pocket, a gift from Sullivan. The packet had been ignored by the jailers, tobacco being one luxury prisoners were allowed. He was by disposition respectful of the clergy, even priests, and his hesitation was fleeting.
‘Only tiddlers, I’m afraid.’ Tugging the packet from his pocket, he tapped out one of the small cigarettes. ‘Help yourself.’
The priest plucked the cigarette from the packet, stuck it in his mouth, jogged the tip in the candle flame and gratefully inhaled. He let smoke trickle down into his lungs and then, with a cock of the head and a click of the tongue, said, ‘Thanks be to God for that. Most kind, Mr Bloom, most kind. The blessed jailers wouldn’t cough out for a Catholic even in his hour of need.’ He inhaled again. ‘You’re in for murder, aren’t you?’
‘Suspicion thereof.’
‘How long did they give you?’
‘Seven days.’
‘Only seven days? You must have murdered an Englishman.’
‘I’m accused of murdering my wife. I didn’t, of course.’
‘Think yourself lucky. The kiddie four cells down got three weeks for swearing at a policeman. He pleaded guilty, of course.’
‘If you’ve been sent to persuade me to plead—’
‘Nothing of the sort. I’m an arm of the church not the Lord Lieutenant’s toady.’ He watched Bloom slip the packet of precious cigarettes into his pocket then, pinching with finger and thumb, he removed the Player’s from his lips and held it out.
‘Your turn, I believe.’
Bloom peered at the moistened paper. ‘Sanctified, is it?’
‘Holy spit, the very best kind.’
Bloom laughed and the priest laughed with him and, saying not a word, they finished the smoke between them down to the last shred.
‘I see you’ve been reading your Bible?’ the priest said. ‘How far have you got along?’
‘Leviticus.’
‘Ah, the third book of the Torah.’
‘I’m not a Jew, you know, not now.’
‘Once a Jew always a Jew, as it is with us Catholics.’
Bloom seated himself on the cot. In the flickering light of the candle the priest seemed incredibly young, hardly more, Bloom thought, than a stripling. He rested his shoulders against the corner wall, stretched his legs at forty-five degrees and crossed his ankles.
‘Are you really a priest?’ Bloom asked.
‘What else would I be? I’m Father Joseph O’Grady. Rosie they called me at the seminary, before I was appointed a parish.’
‘Which parish?’
‘St. Mary, Donnybrook.’
‘Oh!’ said Bloom.
‘I see you know it.’
‘Not,’ Bloom said, ‘intimately.’
‘Perhaps you’re more familiar with Sandymount?’
‘I do enjoy a stroll by the sea from time to time,’ Bloom admitted. ‘Isn’t there a priests’ house beside the church? Is that where you put up?’
‘It is. With Father Conroy and the Canon. I was born and raised in Irishtown so it’s uncomfortably close to home.’
‘I didn’t think that was allowed. I mean, being allocated a parish so close to home.’
‘I doubt if I’ll be there long,’ said Father O’Grady. ‘I’ve indicated to Father Conroy that I’m interested in mission work. Africa would suit, or India. It isn’t what suits me, however. It’s what suits the Church.’
‘Of course,’ said Bloom, waiting.
‘My cousin’s a doctor.’
‘In Africa?’
‘In Dublin. Perhaps you’ve heard of him: Willy Wyatt.’
Bloom shook his head. ‘Can’t say I have.’
‘Truth is, he isn’t quite a doctor yet, but he soon will be. Calls himself Will, now, not Willy. He rides for Trinity in the bike races.’
‘No,’ Bloom said. ‘The name means nothing to me.’
‘He lives in the terraces on Tritonville Road. There’s quite a clan of us down that way. The Wyatts are the Protestant branch of the family but we don’t hold that against them.’
Bloom licked his upper lip. ‘I’m not sure what all this has to do with me. I’ve told you, I don’t know them.’
‘I spent a lot of time with my cousins when I was growing up, and with the local girls. Friends we were, good chums. Still are, I suppose, in spite of my collar.’
Bloom shifted his weight from one buttock to the other. ‘You aren’t one of Kilmainham’s regular chaplains, are you?’
‘An occasional visitor, shall we say?’ the priest replied. ‘I offer comfort to prisoners from time to time. The governors are very gracious about it, very encouraging.’
‘How do you offer prisoners comfort?’ Bloom enquired.
‘I intercede with God on their behalf and ask Him to forgive them their sins in the name of Jesus Christ, our Saviour, and His Holy Mother, the Virgin of virgins.’
‘Do you hear confessions?’
‘That I do not do, unless they’re on their deathbed which they never are, not here at any rate.’ Father O’Grady continued without pause, ‘Have you anything you’d like to tell me, Leopold?’
‘Why don’t you explain why you’re really here,’ Bloom said, ‘then I’ll think about trading confidences.’
‘Ah, yes, I heard you were sharp.’
‘Who did you hear that from?’
‘An old chum of mine. Chum of yours, too, I believe.’
‘One of your parishioners?’
‘She is. She is, indeed.’
Bloom lay across the width of the cot and rested the back of his head against the wall. ‘This parishioner of yours, is she conscientious in her observances and devotions?’
‘She is.’ Father O’Grady paused, then said, ‘I assume we’re now reading from the same page? Mr Bloom – Leopold – I must ask you a direct question to which, I hope, you’ll give me a direct answer.’
‘Ask away.’
‘Have you taken advantage of Miss MacDowell?’
‘Miss MacDowell?’
‘Oh, come now. You don’t buy a young woman soap – lemon soap, wasn’t it? – and then pretend you’ve forgotten her. Gerty MacDowell of Sandymount.’
Bloom sighed and capitulated. ‘If you mean, as I think you do, have I taken advantage of Gerty’s trust, the answer is no, I have not.’
‘She’s very emotional, very impressionable. Easily swayed.’
‘Do you suppose I don’t torment myself with that knowledge every night in life,’ Bloom said.
‘Torment yourself?’ said Father O’Grady.
‘Is it pity, I ask myself, or is it affection.’
‘Or lust?’ the priest said. ‘You’re a married man, Leopold.’
‘I was.’
‘Yes, quite!’
Bloom squinted up at the priest. ‘If you’re asking what there is between us in a carnal way,’ he said, ‘the answer is nothing. A kiss – more than one kiss – but that’s all. I wouldn’t do it, not to her. How much did Gerty tell you?’
‘She’s infatuated with you, that much is obvious,’ the priest said. ‘What’s less obvious is what you have to offer a woman so much younger than you are when you’re not free to marry.’
‘I am free to marry,’ Bloom reminded him. ‘You haven’t answered my question, Father O’Grady: what did Gerty tell you?’
The priest detached himself from the wall and shook one leg and then the other to loosen his calf muscles. He said, ‘When I was very young I’d take Gerty on my back and run with her into the waves. She’d shriek with delight and cling on to me with bare legs and arms. I thought then, as you do when you know no better, that one day I would marry Gerty MacDowell and we’d live in a house on the strand and be happy ever after. That, however, was before she became a cripple and ashamed of her infirmity.’
‘It’s not her fault. She took a tumble on Dalkey Hill and broke her foot. The bones were badly set by some ham-fisted quack,’ Bloom said. ‘Her damned father wouldn’t pay for surgery and the result is that awful limp.’
‘What, Leopold, did you promise her. A new foot?’
‘No, only to take care of her.’
‘How were you going to do that when you already had a wife,’ Father O’Grady said, ‘a wife and a daughter?’
‘My daughter’s settled in Mullingar and my wife …’ Bloom sighed and spread his fingers. ‘My wife had her own life.’ He hesitated, then added, ‘Her career as a singer, I mean. They no longer had need of me.’
‘You wanted someone to care for you, is that it?’
‘No,’ Bloom said, ‘I wanted someone to care for.’
‘I see.’ The priest said and, reaching into his pocket produced a plain brown envelope. ‘Well, this is for you, from Gerty?’
‘Have you read it?’
‘No. I’ve been compromised enough as it is,’ said Father O’Grady. ‘Aren’t you going to open it? What if it requires a reply?’
Bloom nodded and, with the envelope held low between his knees, carefully opened it and unfolded the sheet of notepaper it contained. Printed in tiny, meticulously formed letters in violet ink the message read, ‘What ever happens, dearest, I will always love you. P.S. The suitcases are safe.’
‘Tell her,’ said Bloom, ‘I understand.’
‘Is that it? Is that all?’
‘Gerty will know what I mean.’ Mr Bloom rose from the cot and held out his hand. ‘Thank you for coming.’
‘I didn’t do it for your sake.’
‘I know.’
The handshake was less prolonged this time and there was no indication that the priest might wish to hug him.
‘Goodnight, Mr Bloom.’
‘Goodnight, Father,’ Bloom said and, to save Rosie O’Grady the trouble, hammered on the cell door to summon the jailer.