1. Little kids fall over (I know it’s wrong, but …).
2. Eddie Izzard tells stories.
3. I hear that voicemail which starts, ‘So sorry, but we aren’t going to be able to make it to yours …’
4. Husband tells me he wants to open a sweet shop.
5. The waitress says, ‘I’m sorry, but we only have white bread …’
6. Mother-in-law invites us over for pasty night.
7. I see dog every morning.
8. Cat hides in my clothes.
9. ANY baby is nearby … It’s embarrassing.
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