* Oh, hang on, maybe she said I might be-a-witch – can’t remember.
† It’s a strawberry blonde, NOT ginger, and can have a mind of its own if I take my attention off it for even a nanosecond.
‡ It’s totes hip and cool to call the group the Guitars rather than Ten Guitars which is, like, way formal and for outsiders.
б My name sounds so lovely when he says it!
§ I am not fit to be left in charge, either. I am rubbish, not Harry.