* If there’s a newspaper story even part-printed on his lil bod, then it can be identified and dated and I can be banged up for a crime I so DID commit = v ungood …
† I am even more enthralled with him now – a man of moral fibre, dependableness* and loyalty. * Yes, I made that word up.
‡ It’s mortifying to think it might be apparent … even to a granny …