BUDGET

^* Which is a serious-sounding word for major money-saving.

^† Vampires and teenagers seem to go hand in hand these days, especially in novels or the movies.

^‡ Yup, he had to go there.

^б Wotevah about anyone else calling him by his full name while angry, when Dixie does it he is in BIG doodah shizz and we all know it – smelly shizz stuff that sticks in the grooves of your trainer soles and follows you around sort of doodah …

^§ Hockey does, and involves sticks = WEAPONS and I therefore avoid it at all costs.

^** Me!