* When I’m not worrying about being revealed as the Fainting Failure of the Dublin tryouts.
† Which is probably not a bad start … the only way is up and all that?
‡ But, then again, his hair is probably manky underneath and not fit to be shown to the public, so maybe it’s wise that he’s opted for this?
б I.e. some people wanting to make money off the back of the guys’ success.
§ If I don’t, my life will be even less worth living than the terror I dwell in now = the Wrath of Dixie = worse than this = nuff said.
** I.e. every last, little, painful SHRED of me.
†† Ironic, seeing as he’s such a numpty … but, then again, we all seem to have our moments, if my recent behaviour is anything to go by.