Q: What sort of stories do bears like best?

A:   Furry tales.

Q: What do you call an angry bear?

A:   Nothing—just run.

Q: Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat its lunch?

A:   Because it was stuffed.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Q: When are people like bears?

A:   When they’re barefoot.

Q: How far can a bear walk into the woods?

A:   Halfway—then it is walking out of the woods.

Q: What do bears do when it rains?

A:   They get wet.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A:   They have the same middle name.

Q: What’s green, sticky, and smells like eucalyptus?

A:   Koala vomit.

Q: Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

A:   He was looking for his friend Pooh.