Q: What wobbles and flies?

A:   A jelly-copter.

Q: What’s red and moves up and down?

A:   A tomato in an elevator.

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A:   Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: Why do bananas come in bunches?

A:   So they’re not lonely.

Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?

A:   Spare ribs.

Q: What’s the difference between broccoli and snot?

A:   Kids don’t like to eat broccoli.

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?

A:   “Where’s popcorn?”

Q: If I had six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what would I have?

A:   Big hands!

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A:   The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

A:   Because they taste funny.

Q: What does bread do on vacation?

A:   Loaf around.

Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

A:   “I look gouda.”

Q: Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?

A:   Because it was feeling crummy.

Q: What cake do you eat in a haunted house?

A:   An i-scream cake.

Q: What vegetables do librarians like?

A:   Quiet peas.

Q: What is a monkey’s favorite type of cookie?

A:   Chocolate chimp.

Q: What do you call shoes made out of banana skins?

A:   Slippers.

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

A:   Because it wasn’t peeling well.