Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry about it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aunt.

Aunt who?

Aunt you glad that I stopped?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Chooch.

Chooch who?

Watch out for the train!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting volcano.

The interrupting volcano who?

Volcanoes don’t interrupt. They erupt!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oscar.

Oscar who?

Oscar silly question, you get a silly answer.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow—

Moo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows.

Cows who?

Cows go moo, not who!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know!