Q: What did sushi A say to sushi B?

A:   “Wassup, B?”

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A:   “You look flushed.”

Q: What did the egg say to the clown?

A:   “You really crack me up.”

Q: Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, “Is it just me or is it really hot in here?” What does the other one say?

A:   “Wow! A talking sausage!”

Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

A:   “You’re looking sharp!”

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

A:   “So what’s your point?”

Q: What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

A:   “Be careful not to step in a poodle.”

Q: What do sharks say when something amazing happens?

A:   “Jaw-some!”

Q: What did the earwig say as it fell off the cliff?

A:   “Ear we go!”

Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?

A:   “Do you want to hear my problems?”

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A:   “Hello, honey!”

Q: What did the balloon say to the pin?

A:   “Hi, Buster!”

Q: What did the earthquake say to the ground?

A:   “Let’s shake things up.”

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

A:   “Odor in the court!”