Q: Is an old 100-dollar bill worth more than a new one?

A:   Yes—it’s worth 99 more dollars.

Q: What is the easiest way to double your money?

A:   Put it in front of a mirror.

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everybody’s favorite season?

A:   Fall.

Q: What has 100 heads and 100 tails?

A:   100 coins.

Q: Where can you find money whenever you look for it?

A:   A dictionary.

 I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.

What would you do with a dinosaur? 

 Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money!

Q: If there are four dollars and you take away three, how many do you have?

A:   You have three (that’s what you took).

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?

A:   He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: What's a good way to save money?

A:   Forget who you borrowed it from.