Q: How do monkeys make toast?

A:   They put it on a gorilla.

Q: What type of key opens a banana?

A:   A monkey.

Q: What’s yellow and smells like bananas?

A:   Monkey vomit.

Q: What was Andy and Terry’s least favorite part of working at the zoo?

A:   Filling in for the monkeys while the monkeys were on a break.

Q: How do you catch a monkey?

A:   Climb a tree and act like a banana.

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s really good at sports?

A:   A chimp-ion!

Q: What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

A:   Ape-rons.