Q: What rocks but does not roll?

A:   A rocking chair.

Q: What’s a plumber’s favorite song?

A:   “Singin’ in the drain.”

Q: What kind of musical instrument do rats play?

A:   Mouse organs.

Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

A:   Rap.

Q: How do you clean a dirty tuba?

A:   With a tuba toothpaste.

Q: What game do cats like to play at birthday parties?

A:   Mew-sical chairs.

Q: What’s the best present you can receive for Christmas?

A:   A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!