Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A:   Because he was sitting on the deck.

Q: How do pirates talk to one another?

A:   Aye to aye.

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Q: Where do pirates go to the bathroom?

A:   On the poop deck.

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?

A:   A buck-an-ear.