Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

A:   A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” and a train says, “Choo choo.”

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

A:   Because her students were so bright.

Q: Where do belly buttons go to school?

A:   The navel academy.

Q: Why did the elf go to school?

A:   To learn the elf-abet.

Q: Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?

A:   Because she wanted to get to high school.

Q: What is an owl’s favorite subject?

A:   Owl-gebra.

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject?

A:   Spelling.

Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject?

A:   Hiss-tory.

Q: Why are tooth fairies so smart?

A:   They gather a lot of wisdom teeth.

Q: How do bees get to school in the morning?

A:   On the school buzz.

Q: What gives you information and is supersmooth?

A:   A non-friction book.

Q: What building has the most stories?

A:   A library.

Q: What has words but never speaks?

A:   A book.