Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A:   They don’t have the guts.

Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?

A:   Because you can see right through them.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A:   Because it didn’t have anybody to go with.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite game?

A:   Hide-and-screech.

Q: What’s a zombie’s least favorite room?

A:   The living room.

Q: Where do zombies like to swim?

A:   The Dead Sea.

Q: What movie do monsters like?

A:   Scare Wars.

Q: Where does Dracula keep his money?

A:   In a blood bank.

Q: Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?

A:   To prevent bat breath.

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he had his tooth fixed?

A:   The dentist.

Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

A:   Neck-tarines.

Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?

A:   Because vacuum cleaners can’t fly.