Q: Where do astronauts leave their rockets?

A:   At parking meteors.

Q: Which Jedi won the lottery?

A:   Obi-Won.

Q: What is Yoda’s favorite car?

A:   A Toyoda.

Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A:   A rocket chip.

Q: What time do astronauts eat?

A:   At launch time.

Q: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

A:   Eclipse it.