Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?

A:   A soccer match.

Q: In what sport do winners go backward and losers go forward?

A:   Tug-of-war.

Q: Why are artists no good in sports matches?

A:   Because they keep drawing.

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A:   In case he got a hole in one.

Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

A:   Because she kept running away from the ball.

Q: Why can’t you play games in the jungle?

A:   Because there will always be a cheetah.

Q: What position does a ghost play in soccer?

A:   Ghoulie.