Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A:   Because his mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?

A:   “Where’s my tractor?”

Q: What did the farmer say when he found his tractor?

A:   “There’s my tractor!”

Q: Why did the plane crash?

A:   Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the bus crash?

A:   Because the driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the ship crash?

A:   Because the captain was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the bread van crash?

A:   Accident investigators believe that it was due to a combination of factors, including high winds, icy roads, a dirty windshield, brake failure, four flat tires, and an indicator malfunction (plus the fact that the driver was a loaf of bread).

Q: What has four legs; is big, green, and fuzzy; and would smush you if it fell out of a tree?

A:   A pool table.

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A:   A stick.

Q: What’s orange and looks like an orange?

A:   An orange.

Q: Why did the fly fall off the wall?

A:   Because it had a piano tied to its leg.

Q: What’s big and red and eats rocks?

A:   A big red rock-eater.

Q: What’s big and red and eats big red rock-eaters?

A:   A big red big red rock-eater-eater.

Q: Where does a general keep his armies?

A:   Up his sleevies.