Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

A:   Very big wormholes in your garden.

Q: What did the worm say when its child came home late?

A:   “Where in earth have you been?”

Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A:   A dirty kid.

Q: How do you tell which end of a worm is which?

A:   Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.

Q What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

A:   Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

Q: Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?

A:   They ended up in a tie.

Q: What reads and lives in an apple?

A:   A bookworm.