Q: What has garbage and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: How do you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words.
Q: What cup can you never drink out of?
A: A hiccup.
Q: What demands an answer but asks no question?
A: A telephone.
Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A: None; roosters can’t lay eggs.
Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.
Q: What is pink and can think?
A: A brain.
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath.
Q: What is the best way to win a race?
A: Run faster than everyone else.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: Why did the scientist put a knocker on her door?
A: Because she wanted the No-bell Prize.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
A: Twister.
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: “Nice belt!”
Q: What gives you the ability to walk through walls?
A: Doors.
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom.
Q: What sort of table is always in the kitchen?
A: A vegetable.
Q: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door.
Q: The lion king is hosting an animal meeting. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
A: The elephant. It is in the refrigerator.
Q: There is a river you must cross, but crocodiles live in it and you don’t have a boat. How do you get across?
A: You swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are at the lion king’s meeting.
Q: What breaks every time you name it?
A: Silence.
Q: What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?
A: Mount Everest.
Q: What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A: Mount Ever-rest.
Q: Who can jump higher than the highest mountain?
A: Anybody can … because mountains can’t jump!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
Q: What walks on four legs at the start of its life, two in the middle of its life, and three at the end?
A: A human.
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say “cheese.”
Q: How do you spell candy with two letters?
A: C and Y.
Q: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A: Stairs.
Q: If life gets tough, what can you always count on?
A: Your fingers.
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it’s ajar.
A: It gets wet.
Q: What is good for a bald head?
A: Some hair.
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: There’s something between us that smells.
Q: Why are robots never scared?
A: Because they have nerves of steel.
Q: How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
A: Bunny.
