Q: Where do cows go when their TV is not working?

A:   The moo-vies.

Q: When do cows not do their chores?

A:   When they’re not in the moood.

Q: What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A:   A pat on the head.

Q: What do cows give after an earthquake?

A:   Milkshakes.

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A:   A lawn mooer.

Q: What do you call a cow’s bedtime stories?

A:   Dairy tales.