Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A:   An I-don’t-think-it-saw-us.

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A:   A dino-snore.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A:   Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Q: What game do dinosaurs like to play with humans?

A:   Squash.

Q: Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

A:   Because roads hadn’t been invented yet.

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

A:   Because it has a silent P.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

A:   Dino-mite!