Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

A:   The door won’t shut.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

A:   There are elephant footprints in the butter.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkly?

A:   Because they don’t fit on ironing boards.

Q: Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?

A:   Because it didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A:   Nothing. It just gave out a little whine.

Q: What is big and gray and flies straight up?

A:   An elecopter.

Q: What’s gray and powdery?

A:   Instant elephant mix.

Q: Why do you never see elephants chewing gum?

A:   Because they don’t do it in public.