DAY 12: See a blockbuster movie

Why did this happen the way it did? Could it have been prevented? Are you tempted to blame me for how I wrote my own demise: smoking, drinking, lackluster gym workouts? Go ahead, rewrite my ending. I’m not attached to it anymore. Here are a few alternatives if you need help.

Swallowed by a sinkhole

Directed off a cliff by Siri

Trampled in a Black Friday sale

Heart attack (brought on by sheer love) while clutching a photo of you

The point is: My story could have ended in a million ways. It doesn’t matter which one. If you asked a bunch of dead people if they were happy with how they died, I’m guessing most would want to rewrite their endings, too. However it happened, dead is dead. Go to the movies and get some popcorn.