WEDNESDAY 4 MAY
NEWSFLASH!
Molly and Theo are officially ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’.
The WHOLE of Year Seven is obsessed with the pair of them. They are like proper celebs. Sort of like Justin and Hailey Bieber … except they aren’t married … or millionaires … or American/Canadian … or even actually famous, but apart from that they are REALLY similar.
When they came into the canteen together at lunchtime, the entire place went silent and just gawped at them. You could hear a pin drop!
Amber seems to be pretending to be ‘absolutely fine’ with it but at the same time not being very fine at all. You can tell that she’s super jealous of their rise to superstardom and would give anything to be in Molly’s place … mostly by the way she keeps angrily stabbing her compass into the desk in nearly every lesson.
Things are OK between me and Molly now, but I haven’t spoken to her much because she always seems to be with Theo or Amber. I’m really glad we sorted things out though.
Amber, on the other hand, STILL hasn’t apologized for her behaviour at the party and I suspect she never will. The good news is that since she dumped Poppy as her BFF, Poppy has been hanging around with me and Jess, and we are becoming much better mates – we even have our own WhatsApp group that we use to discuss really important political stuff.
Oh, hang on – my phone just pinged. (How weird is that?)
Fries Before Guys WhatsApp group:
POPPY: Who is your number-one celebrity crush?
ME: Oooooooh tough one. But I’d have to go with Tom Holland because he’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous. And yes, I really do think he deserves that many ‘o’s.
POPPY: Yeh, I LOVE Tom Holland! Mine would be Leonardo DiCaprio.
JESS: WHAT?! Leonardo DiCaprio is SO old!
POPPY: I mean in his Titanic days OBVIOUSLY. That scene, when Rose lets go of him and he sinks down into the ocean makes me cry every time 
ME: Bit selfish if you ask me – she totally should have budged up a bit and let him on the door!
POPPY: I know – what a waste. He was SO good-looking.
ME: What about you, Jess?
JESS: Hmm, I think you guys should really stop objectifying these poor men 
POPPY: Say, what?!
JESS: My mum bought me a book on feminism and so far it’s been an incredibly enlightening read. It’s not really OK to make judgements about people based on the way they look.
ME: But I don’t like Tom Holland just for his looks. I also like him for his ability to swing between skyscrapers with his web-shooter things. Does that make it OK?
JESS: I’m not sure. I’ll have to see if there is a section in here on Spider-Man …
POPPY: 