SUNDAY 29 MAY

Bella has learnt to roll. She rolls around the floor until she gets stuck up against something like the wall or the couch and then she gets super mad and screams until someone moves her, then she does it all over again. And again. And again. It’s like a SUPER-FUN game. Not.

The thing that’s most annoying is the sound she makes: it’s like a high-pitched shriek and it sounds like ‘GAHHHHHHHHH!’

She does it all the time but mostly when she’s angry. Today she bit my finger really hard – when I tried to remove it from her mouth, she got really mad, shouted ‘GAHHHH!’ and then punched me in the face!

I mean, does she just expect me to allow my finger to be bitten?!

I complained about it to Mum, and she just said, ‘OOOOH, poor little Bella! She’s probably teething and in a lot of pain.’

I wonder if when I get my braces and I’m in a lot of pain I’ll be allowed to go around biting and hitting people too? As far as I can see, being a baby is a massive get-out-of-jail-free card.