THURSDAY 18 AUGUST

The campsite is hosting a talent show on Saturday night! Dad and Gary are very excited about it.

They are pairing up to do a Kylie Minogue tribute! I’ve tried my hardest to convince them not to, but they aren’t having any of it.

Toby wanted to enter with a ‘fart show’ (I refused to even ask what that involves) but luckily it’s over-eighteens only.

Pete the Penguin and Geraldine the Giraffe are the judges and there is a 100-euro prize. Everyone is very excited about it.

Except me.

As usual I will be hiding under a chair pretending I don’t know any of them.

PS Looked for Daniel’s necklace in the pool today but I couldn’t find it. I hope he won’t be upset with me.