Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter One: Unexplained Vanishing Person
Chapter Two: It Wasn’t Fair
Chapter Three: No Backsies
Chapter Four: Friday Morning
Chapter Five: Friday Afternoon
Chapter Six: I See London, I See France
Chapter Seven: Expos and Expeditions
Chapter Eight: Location, Location, Location
Chapter Nine: Charge!
Chapter Ten: Baguette Me Not
Chapter Eleven: Hit the Road, Jerk
Chapter Twelve: Up, Down, and Out
Chapter Thirteen: Under Where?
Chapter Fourteen: Slip and Slide
Chapter Fifteen: Watch Out for the Rain
Chapter Sixteen: Net Work
Chapter Seventeen: Operation Flip-Flop
Chapter Eighteen: Downhill Fast
Chapter Nineteen: Prints of Egypt
Chapter Twenty: The Traveler and the Monkey King
Chapter Twenty-one: Loot, Loot, Loot for the Home Team
Chapter Twenty-two: Exceptionally Gross
Chapter Twenty-three: Opening Day
Chapter Twenty-four: Buzz!
Chapter Twenty-five: 100 Percent Angry Forever
Chapter Twenty-six: Dangers on a Train
Chapter Twenty-seven: Thank You for Not Joking
Chapter Twenty-eight: Starch
Chapter Twenty-nine: The Strange Parade
Chapter Thirty: The Gift
Chapter Thirty-one: The Curse
It’s Too Bad Nipper Didn’t Know All These Amazing True Facts
Whoa, Nelly! This Book Is Full of Super-Secret Secrets
Super-Secret Answers
Acknowledgments
About the Author