Sloane Osburn………a thirteen-year-old seventh grader
David Osburn………Sloane’s orthodontist dad
Maisy Osburn………Sloane’s deceased mother
Granny Pearl………David’s mother
Granny Kitty………Maisy’s mother
Nanna Tia………Maisy’s grandmother
Amelia Miller-Poe………a twelve-year-old seventh grader
Amanda Miller………Amelia’s financial-advisor mom
Alexander Poe………Amelia’s father, the Judge
Aiden Poe………Amelia’s half brother
Ashley Miller………Amelia’s half sister
Mr. Roth………an English teacher
Principal Stuckey………principal of Wauseon Middle School
Belinda Gomez………a librarian at the Wauseon Public Library
Milton Unserios………museum curator at the Fulton County Historical Society
Timothy Neikirk………a ninety-year-old auctioneer
Norma Cooke………a fashion designer for concrete garden animals
Jacob………orphan, circus owner, millionaire, and onetime friend to Thomas Kerr
Lucretia………Jacob’s wife
Charles………Jacob’s son
Lucy………Charles’s daughter
Charlotte………Charles’s granddaughter
Thomas………clown, circus owner, carpenter, and onetime friend to Jacob Hoäl
Beatrice………Thomas’s wife
Oscar………Thomas’s son
Johnny………Oscar’s son