INDEX TO POEMS

Note: Entries in this index, carried over verbatim from the print edition of this title, are unlikely to correspond to the pagination of any given e-book reader. However, entries in this index, and other terms, may be easily located by using the search feature of your e-book reader.

 

Ballad of a Boneless Chicken, 149

Bogeyman, The, 100

Bunny Bus, The, 188

 

Call of the Long-winded Clumsy Owl, 111

 

Deep in Our Refrigerator, 22

Do Oysters Sneeze?, 35

Don’t Ever Seize a Weasel by the Tail, 142

 

Euphonica Jarre, 138

 

Forty Performing Bananas, 39

 

Giggling Gaggling Gaggle of Geese, The, 166

Gussie’s Greasy Spoon, 80

 

I have no hatchet…, 103

I Was Walking in a Circle, 109

I Wonder Why Dad Is So Thoroughly Mad, 5

I’m Building a Bridge of Bananas, 53

 

My Baby Brother, 30

My Brother Shaved His Teddy Bear, 64

My Mother Made a Meat Loaf, 68

My Mother Says I’m Sickening, 18

My Pig Put On a Bathing Suit, 89

 

News Brief, 187

 

Oh, Teddy Bear, 58

Oysters, 33

 

Piglet, A, 86

Pizza the Size of the Sun, A, 157

Please Remove Seal, 187

 

Rat for Lunch!, 126

 

Skunk Sat in a Courtroom, A, 189

 

Turkey Shot Out of the Oven, The, 74

 

Uncle Bungle, 176

 

We’re Fearless Flying Hot Dogs, 43

Willie Ate a Worm, 122

Wolf Is at the Laundromat, A, 172

 

Yak, The, 164