Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Dedication

Secret Passageways are Dangerous

All of That for a Poem?

Some Things Don’t Get Better with Age

Always Trust the Man with Horses

Prying Eyes and False Lies

Warning: Architecture May Be Deadly

Adventuring 101

Can We Stop Being in Danger for Five Seconds?

We Can’t Stop Being in Danger for Five Seconds

It’s An Uncomfortably Small World

To Prevent Awkwardness, Just Add Tears

Basically 85% of My Impulse Control

Everything You Know Is Completely, Absolutely, Wrong

Cloaks are Kind of Nice

Anyone Got Any Rats?

The Cute Ones Are Always Bad Boys

A Shock in the Dark

Things Go South. Fast.

Why Couldn’t There Be Instructions?

Who Invited the Interlopers?

Calling For an Encore