CONTENTS
PREFACE
NATURE
GRIZ MEETS MY HOUSE
BARELY EDIBLE NATURE
THE GUY IN THE BEAR SUIT
HUNTING FOR WHAT
GRUMPY ABOUT HORROR MOVIES
TROPHIES
BEING TAUGHT
WHAT A SCHOOL MEANS
COUNTRY MOUSE – CITY MOUSE
WHERE’S THE JUG
DRIVING THE BOAT
ASSETS
KID HEROES
GADGETS
OOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT GASLINE DEAL
REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE
LUDDITE, A CLARIFICATION
GULLIBLE? ME TOO
LOCAL DIRECTORY
SIMON SAYS TECH HELP
INSPIRATIONS
GOODNIGHT GORDON WRIGHT
ME’N THE CAT MAN
NEVER STUMPED
MISSING TED
WE STILL DON’T GET IT
HAITI
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
NOT
PICKING UP
BRAND ’EM RAWHIDE!
COLLECTIVE HAPPINESS
A MIDDEST PROPOSAL
CIVIL DISCOURSE
SARAH-NADA
OPINIONS AND POLITICS OH MY
HAARP BEAMS UP
MY NEIGHBOR THE (CUTE) NEANDERTHAL
ORGANIZATION CHARTS
GUNS AND NOSES
HOME GROUND
TOOTHBRUSHES
SPRUNG
WORD THIS CAREFULLY
SAINT COSTCO OF DIMOND
RHUBARB
SQUIRRELING SQUASH
THE GRIM REAPER OF CHRISTMAS
POSTSCRIPT: THREE ABSENT FRIENDS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS