A virtuoso in the art of the feral hug, Mr. January is the only lumberjack to have hugged a mother bear and lived to tell the tale.
	A gentleman and a scholar, Mr. February spends his free time searching for cures for willow rot and oak slough.
	Mr. March works hard all day as a lumberjack, but after hours he plays hard… with his adorable pet kitten.
	Mr. April enjoys roasting vegetables over a fire and the company of kind, modest young women.
	For every tree Mr. May takes down with a single ax stroke, he plants three seedlings with his own callused hands.
	Something of an architectural artisan, Mr. June designs plush new habitats for refugee rabbits.
	Meat? No, thank you, says Mr. July, who in the evening hours manages a sustainable vegan café and karaoke bar called Turnip the Volume.
	Mr. August sleeps on a cushion of soft moss under a pile of oak leaves, having long ago converted his personal cabin into an infirmary for sick and wounded animals.
	When Mr. September isn’t hard at work lumberjacking, he loves to take his pet dogs on long walks.
	If Mr. October has one fault, it’s caring too much.
	Mr. November finds nothing so bracing in the morning as the smell of pinesap and omelets made with organic free-range eggs.
	On winter evenings, Mr. December knits sweaters by the fire while humming show tunes.…