1942, ENGLAND

Dear Diary,

I can’t write too much today—the world’s at war! Lester and I are doing our part to fight the Nazis. We’ve been asked personally by Winston Churchill to lead the British Royal Air Force, so obviously I have to keep the details to myself. Wish us luck!

It’s a tough time in the Otherworld, but I’ve been telling everyone to keep calm, and carry on! The phrase has really caught on. It might be the best thing I’ve said since Jack and Jill.