Mick Jagger is singing as I walk in. I can’t get no…no no no…no SAT-IS-FAC-TION, which makes me think that maybe God has my direct line after all. I hold up my head and push past the crowd along the bar.
“Hey, hot mama!” A thick arm snakes out and grabs me around the waist. I slide out of it and keep going. The place is jammed. Heads turn as I walk, but I pretend not to notice as I search and search for him, but he is not here, at least not yet. I check my watch. Ten. Is he off work yet? Maybe cops hang out at bars when their shifts are over, but what the hell hours are the shifts and why didn’t I think of that before?
I’m probably wasting my time. No, I am wasting my time. I make my way up to the bar and order a beer. “ID,” the bartender says, all flirty-eyed. I smile and hand it to him.
“Looks good to me,” he says. It should—it cost enough from that sleazo East Village forger from the Balkans. I find a back corner of the bar and stand there nursing the piss-awful beer as I glance at my watch for the tenth time like an obsessive compulsive. Not much time left because the stupid taxi got stuck in horrendous traffic because of construction and an accident that involved a pimp from New Jersey duded up in a white suit with a cowboy hat who planted himself on the hood of his white stretch Hummer so people passing by all slowed down and were like, whoa, w-h-a-t? Bottom line, it took almost an hour to get to this dump, never mind the fare. So, Officer Hottie, if you’re coming, you better get here soon because my mom will start calling and I don’t want to answer from a bar with blasting music because, hello, that does not exactly sound like I’m in Clive’s apartment sweating over math. And if my parents find out, I’ll be shackled and homeschooled.
“Refill?”
The guy is older than my dad, seriously. I shake my head and manage a weak smile, then glance at my watch. Officer Hottie now has five more minutes. If he doesn’t show, I’m out of this pit.
Now that I rethink this, I realize what a stupid idea it was. What was I thinking? Then I start going over the trouble I went through to get here, based on nothing more than Clive’s guess that he hangs out here because he lives nearby. As I take a sip of my beer, I feel a hand on my ass and turn quickly.
“Do you mind?” I slap away the arm but his BO smell lingers and he laughs and shrugs and I look at my watch for the twentieth time and start the final countdown. The place is a total dump and I am out of here because this was about the uncoolest thing I have ever done.
I walk toward the door saying, “excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me” a hundred million times but the music is loud and suddenly everyone seems drunk and deaf and pissed and oblivious. And then I’m thinking about how it probably won’t be easy to find a cab going back and why didn’t I think of that before and what if my dad finds out? And then because I’m so obsessed, not to mention making my last ditch effort to case the place for Officer Hottie, I don’t watch where I’m going, so the tip of my shoe catches on the leg of a bar stool that’s sticking way the hell out, and I lose my balance and careen to the side. And then—wham—crash into someone going by. An arm suddenly reaches out and braces me, or I would have been sprawled on the floor.
“God,” I yell out, trying to balance myself. I spin around all spastic, and I am staring into a face that stares straight back at me and doesn’t respond, at least at first. It dawns on both of us at the very same nanosecond, and my heart starts thrumming and drumming and omigod, he looks so, so, so, so help me FABULOUS.
“Gia,” he says, the muscles in his jaw pulsing.
“Michael,” I say, steadying myself by reaching out and grabbing his shoulder, pinning our bodies together.
He looks so different out of the blue cop uniform. More real, more present, more blood and guts sexual and alive and strong and gettable and electrifying—if that is possible. Jeans, black running shoes, a black fitted T-shirt that hugs his strong shoulders and tight chest, never mind the tattoo below the sleeve peeking out like a tease on the swell of his bicep, begging to be touched.
I am aware of the heat of his fingers and the pressure of his grip on my upper arm that remains for a few seconds more than it has to. I let go of his shoulder reluctantly and step back.
“What are you doing here?” I straighten up and pretend to breathe.
“I could ask you the same thing.”
“Just slumming, you know.”
“You’re not old enough to be in a bar,” he says, his jaw tensing.
“The Dairy Queen was closed.”
“Get out of here or I’ll take you in for underage drinking.”
“Is that your idea of fun, Michael?”
He looks at me and doesn’t answer.
“I forgot, you’re the strong, silent type…anyway…I was just going. Want to walk me?”
“What are you doing up here?” he asks again. “Buying?”
“I’m not a goddamn junkie, if that’s what you mean.”
“Then what?”
“I came looking…for you.”
He looks at me in disbelief. “What?”
“You heard me.”
“Why?”
“Stop it, Michael.”
“Go home,” he says dismissively.
“Will you call me?”
He closes his eyes and shakes his head.
“Well at least walk me to the door.” I go outside and he follows.
“So what,” I say, glancing at him over my shoulder, “you don’t like Italians?”
He looks at me with a steady stare and doesn’t answer.
“Or maybe you don’t like girls.”
A half smile. “Right.”
“At least you can kiss me good night then,” and before he can answer my lips are on his, and for maybe one or two real seconds, he stands there immobile and doesn’t kiss back but doesn’t resist either. But not only that, his mouth starts to open like his body is willing even if his cop brain isn’t, but a moment later he eases back and pushes me away.
“I can’t do this,” he says in a husky voice.
I step back, waiting, not knowing what to do. Score another point for Gia making a complete fool of herself. Not that this is the first time. Run, stupid. GO! my brain says. Only I can’t.
So he makes the decision and turns his back on me and heads for the street with one arm up to hail a cab. I didn’t have to worry because when you don’t want one, the cabs drop from the sky. It stops with a gut-wrenching screech, which kind of kills the mood.
“Go home,” he says, turning back to me.
I pull out a Chanel lipstick called Attitude then grab his arm.
“What the—” he says then falls silent watching me scrawl my cell in giant numbers from his wrist to his elbow.
He shakes his head in disbelief.
“Call me,” I say, getting into the cab.
“You’re crazy.”
The cab speeds downtown and I stare out the window.
Crazy, the operative word in our family. My dad is crazy—pazzo—too, so it’s in the genes.
Only his is a different crazy. It’s a there’s-so-much-shit-going-down crazy and I-have-to-keep-it-together-to-handle-it crazy, so he does things like turn on the water to make coffee and then walk off and leave it running. Or go to his closet and take out one tie after another because he’s suddenly blind as to what goes with what, even though his ginormous closet is set up by his tailor every season with each suit next to the shirts and ties that go with it. Then he’ll sit on the edge of the bed, lost, until my mom walks in.
“Gio,” she’ll say softly. Then she’ll pick out the tie that matches the shirt and knot it around his neck and then kiss him on the forehead like his guardian angel. I’ve seen that happen.
I get nervous when he gets like that. It tells me that something is about to go down even though I don’t know what it is because he never tells us anything. We find out more from the six o’clock news unless it’s really bad. Then someone yells pack, and he sends Frankie to get us, and—boom—ten minutes later, we’re in the car speeding to an out-of-the-way motel in Jersey for however long. We pass the time playing cards and watching TV while my mom crochets afghans or sketches dresses because before she was married she made clothes for Valentino. And everyone mutters prayers and we order out and then complain about the takeout and my mom goes on a rant about how “everybody cuts corners and nobody makes their own sauce anymore,” which makes her crazy.
Only now that I’m at Morgan, I can’t disappear and go into hiding no matter what because I’d miss everything and fail and never become president. And even if I could, I mean, how would it look to disappear for days without a sick note, which is a joke anyway because in my life, about everything is sick crazy and not normal because for us the only normal is abnormal.